nigridiaboli:

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             “Suck it up, ‘ya barmpot.”

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    “B-but, Mister Thatch—there’s a large tea stain on my favored emerald vest! This fabric is quite valuable, you see; I need to have it cleaned, laundered right away. The less haste I respond with, the more it’ll set in.”

Feb 19 8:59 ( 9 )

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       "–Oh, how dreadful. Quite horrendous, indeed.“ 

Feb 19 7:43 ( 9 )

cynicismxatbest:

gentlemanpyrate

What a day to get lost, he thought. Only after he’d manage to stir awake from a bleeding effect. Only to top such troubles off with an incessant migraine in the middle of god knows where. Desmond chewed on the inside of his cheek subconsciously. A nasty habit he hadn’t an idea when it’d happened. Only when he was distraught.

   ’Shit. Hey, buddy. Mind telling me where I’m at?’

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   "…Buddy. Are you speaking to me, man?“ He ponders momentarily, not quite familiar with the phrase. No, no, he must’ve heard this man wrong; there was no other explanation.

             ”Surely, surely–you must mean Bonnet, for that is my name, good sir; Stede, Stede Bonnet. And you know of me, then! How grand, grand indeed. Oh, and–location! Of course, of course–…“

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              ”You’re in Nassau, my friend; a right good port of the Bahamas. Ripe with unsavory fellows and pretty women–not that I’m staring, I’m a married man, you see–but a glance upon you tells me you’ll fit right in, surely, in no time at all.“ 

Feb 18 18:53 ( 3 )

calicojxck:

@gentlemanpyrate said: JOLLY HO GOOD SIR

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TALLY HO AND ALL THAT, MY GOOD SIR

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   RIGHTY-O, RIGHTY-O, MISTER CALICO.

Feb 18 16:35 ( 1 )
Feb 18 16:33 ( 664 )

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   I’ve got a wife and kids back home on the plantation that need me.

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               But I’m gonna be a pirate.

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                  …….Being a pirate sounds like jolly good fun.

Feb 18 16:00 ( 1 )

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Feb 18 15:07

nigridiaboli:

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          DRINK THE RUM, MISTER BONNET.

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   Blackbeard-senpai I don’t think that’s a very good idea

Feb 18 10:29 ( 2 )

[ SCREAMS AT YOU ]

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               B-but, why Blackbeard-senpai??????

Feb 18 10:13 ( 2 )

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[under construction, hella hella.]

Feb 18 9:55 ( 1 )
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