ＳＴＥＤＥ ＢＯＮＮＥＴ;
a right fine ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴀɴ among sᴄᴏᴜɴᴅʀᴇʟs.

nigridiaboli:

[ ah yes the mighty historical pirates of assassin’s creed ]

saignee:

             “Je me demande si vous allez hurler.”

        “Yes, yes, yes. Quite the lovely day we’re having! Oh, I do enjoy the Caribbean. Don’t think I’ve seen any of your ’hurlers’ anywhere! That’s what you Francoise call the typhoons, yes?”

        [wiggles.]

saignee:

                  “Je vais te faire cuire au barbecue.”

      “………………………………………I beg your pardon.”

saignee:

                { Stares back. }

   [Laughs very awkwardly.]

      [—Looks at everyone, quite confused but not willing to admit it.]

nigridiaboli:

hits up farmers like

“yo”

“u got any hot young daughters”

     "I am a plantation owner, sir.“

                ”……And my daughters are only children!“

calicojxck:

   _{it’ll cost you extra}

   _{but yeah sure, just don’t let them see you put it in their rum or it won’t work.
      { slides over wrong drugs }}

  _{Jolly good, jolly good my friend! Now, now, now———}

            _{let’s celebrate things! And stuff! And wonderful friends! You come, too!}

calicojxck:

   _{i have these magic pills that’ll make people think you so swaggy m8}   

          _{OH REALLY NOW.}

                      _{—CAN I SHARE THEM WITH MY DEAR FRIENDS.}

   _{that feel when u realize u have negative $wag}