ＳＴＥＤＥ ＢＯＮＮＥＴ;
a right fine ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴀɴ among sᴄᴏᴜɴᴅʀᴇʟs.

   I’ve got a wife and kids back home on the plantation that need me.

               But I’m gonna be a pirate.

                  …….Being a pirate sounds like jolly good fun.