nigridiaboli:
“Suck it up, ‘ya barmpot.”
“B-but, Mister Thatch—there’s a large tea stain on my favored emerald vest! This fabric is quite valuable, you see; I need to have it cleaned, laundered right away. The less haste I respond with, the more it’ll set in.”
DRINK THE RUM, MISTER BONNET.
Blackbeard-senpai I don’t think that’s a very good idea
