ＳＴＥＤＥ ＢＯＮＮＥＴ;
a right fine ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴀɴ among sᴄᴏᴜɴᴅʀᴇʟs.

calicojxck:

   _{it’ll cost you extra}

   _{but yeah sure, just don’t let them see you put it in their rum or it won’t work.
      { slides over wrong drugs }}

  _{Jolly good, jolly good my friend! Now, now, now———}

            _{let’s celebrate things! And stuff! And wonderful friends! You come, too!}

calicojxck:

   _{i have these magic pills that’ll make people think you so swaggy m8}   

          _{OH REALLY NOW.}

                      _{—CAN I SHARE THEM WITH MY DEAR FRIENDS.}

   _{that feel when u realize u have negative $wag}

nigridiaboli:

            you put cocaine

                    in the rum

  _{………………..yes.}

           _{I THOUGHT WE’D ALL HAVE A MORE JOLLY GOOD TIME I’M SO SORRY I’M SORRY.}

neverxlady:

        _{I HECKED UP REAL BAD THIS TIME MISS BONNY, I HECKED UP REAL BAD.}

neverxlady:

    _{……………I THINK MISTER HORNIGOLD URINATED IN HIS TROUSERS.}

                                _{HE SMELLS DREADFUL.}

nigridiaboli:

               s2g man

       _{MISTER THATCH YOU’rE ALIVE}

            _{YOU SURVIVED THE COCAINE LACED RUM}

      _{A MILLION HURRAHS}

neverxlady:

         _{I CAN’T FIND HALF OF THE LADS ANYWHERE SO I’M REALLY CONFUSED DID THEY LEAVE ME HERE WITH MISTER HORNIGOLD ON PURPOSE OR.}

        _{…WHERE’S MISTER THATCH AND MISTER KENWAY THIS WAS A RIGHT DREADFUL IDEA} 

neverxlady:

   _{…I KNOW I SPIKED THE RUM WITH COCAINE I DID A BAD THING BUT I THOUGHT WE’D ALL HAVE MORE JOLLY GOOD FUN I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN FRIEND WE’RE STILL FRIENDS RIGHT YES}

    _{I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY}

       _{we’re still friends guys rite}