calicojxck:

   it’ll cost you extra

   but yeah sure, just don’t let them see you put it in their rum or it won’t work.
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  Jolly good, jolly good my friend! Now, now, now———

            let’s celebrate things! And stuff! And wonderful friends! You come, too!

Feb 22 22:50 ( 4 )

neverxlady:

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   …I KNOW I SPIKED THE RUM WITH COCAINE I DID A BAD THING BUT I THOUGHT WE’D ALL HAVE MORE JOLLY GOOD FUN I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN FRIEND WE’RE STILL FRIENDS RIGHT YES

    I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY

Feb 22 21:27 ( 14 )
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